People this recap of The Hobbit by author Sarah Rees Brennan is absolutely HILARIOUS. I seriously cannot stop laughing. One of my favorite quotes:
DREAMBOATSHIELD: I would have arrived earlier but frankly you were
juggling plates and singing about the washing up and I’m not in for
DREAMBOATSHIELD: So I stood around outside letting the rain wash down
my chiseled profile, staring out into the night and thinking about my
dark past, as is my way.
THORIN DREAMBOATSHIELD: NOT A JOLLY DWARF.
THORIN DREAMBOATSHIELD: *but very chiseled*
Thanks to Tasha for bringing this brilliant piece of hilarity to my attention.